One of my favorite parts of marriage is getting to see things from a different point of view. If Parker has taught me one thing, it's that men and women really are different. Sometimes he says something, and I just stare and try to process the crazy that I just heard. And he does the same thing with me.
Every now and then, I jot down my favorite Parker one-liners, and I thought it would be fun to share a few of them today (with his permission of course)!
Parker: I don't want to tell you I'll do dishes ahead of time because then you won't clean as you go and there will be more for me to do.
Parker: Playing games with you is a no-win situation. You talk crap when you win and pout when you lose.
Chelsea: I actually can't be offended by this. Guilty as charged.
Parker: You can't buy pants that are too big for you and say "oh I'm so skinny!". It's like cheating.
Chelsea: (talking about cutting my hair) I'd like to give it some layers.
Parker: Wait, does that mean dye? What does layers mean?
Husbands really do say the dardnest things. They sure keep life interesting though!