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Husbands Say The Darndest Things

Parker and I are the first to admit that we have a very light-hearted marriage. Sarcasm runs rampant in our house and we don't take life too seriously.

One of my favorite parts of marriage is getting to see things from a different point of view. If Parker has taught me one thing, it's that men and women really are different. Sometimes he says something, and I just stare and try to process the crazy that I just heard. And he does the same thing with me.

Every now and then, I jot down my favorite Parker one-liners, and I thought it would be fun to share a few of them today (with his permission of course)!



Parker: I don't want to tell you I'll do dishes ahead of time because then you won't clean as you go and there will be more for me to do.
Chelsea: ...

Parker: Playing games with you is a no-win situation. You talk crap when you win and pout when you lose. 
Chelsea: I actually can't be offended by this. Guilty as charged. 

Parker: You can't buy pants that are too big for you and say "oh I'm so skinny!". It's like cheating. 
Chelsea: Rude.

Chelsea: (talking about cutting my hair) I'd like to give it some layers.
Parker: Wait, does that mean dye? What does layers mean?
Chelsea: ...

Husbands really do say the dardnest things. They sure keep life interesting though!

8 comments :

Jen said...

Haha pretty sure I have heard Kyle say some of the same things.

Rachel said...

That first one sounds suspiciously like something my husband would say!

Tammy Jo said...

The dishes one was hilarious!!!!

Life As The Coats said...

This is hilarious!! Such a cute post! Now I want to start writing down the funny things my husband says lol.

Bailey Kay said...

I am learning the same thing with Andy! Sometimes he'll say something and I look at him and think "We are living on two different planets". I did, however, learn to tell him when I need him to "fix" a problem or to just let me vent and show empathy.

Ashley @ A Cute Angle said...

Yeah, they some really weird, but funny stuff! Hope you have a great weekend.

~Ashley @ A Cute Angle
acutelifestyle.blogspot.com

Janelle Cook said...

Haha! The dishes one is soooooooo accurate! Too funny.

Stephanie said...

Hahaha my husband would say the first one. We have some random conversations in our house.

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